surfingteen:

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

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dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

(via the-laughing-cactus)

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

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